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Set fire to your hair.
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.
Eat medicines that's out of date.
Use your private parts as piranha bait!
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die!
Get your toast out with a fork.
Do your own electrical work.
Teach yourself how to fly.
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie.
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die!
Invite a psycho-killer inside.
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride.
Take your helmet off in outer space.
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place.
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die!
Keep a rattlesnake as pet.
Sell both the kidneys on the internet.
Eat a tube of superglue.
"I wonder what's this red button do?".
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die!
Dress up like a moose during hunting season.
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason.
Stand on the edge of a train station platform.
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing.
Run across the tracks between the platforms.
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly.
The dumbest ways to die, so many dumb ways to die! (c)